miles-luna:

We do have Lindsay and Michael on the same team, so it is gonna be uh- You know, they’re always like makin’ out in the corner and like, Gavin’s always right there in the middle of it like holding both hands and like they’re all kissing each other. It’s, it gets weird in the room a little bit.

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misterandry:

blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel

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  • baby gavin: m- m- m-
  • mom: mama?? are you trying to say mama?
  • baby gavin: mY BOI

soundofthegeeks:

Twenty One Pilots’ unreleased “Time To Say Goodbye,” a remake of the song by Andrea Bocelli and Sarah Brightman.  They now only play this song live.

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WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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i-eat-men-like-air:

john oliver is really not fucking around 

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Words of wisdom from Amy Poehler

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